Oh boy!

Okay, so recently I mentioned reconnecting with 2 of my exes. One of them was my very first (and still my favorite) younger lover. He's also the smartest guy I've ever dated, and very calm, but he finds himself in, ummmmm....situations. Ridiculous situations. Like me, only a number of his have a tendency to involve law enforcement. We've even been in ridiculous situations together (not involving law enforcement, thank goodness). Anyway, we never dated and we'll never be sexually involved again. We haven't really contacted each other in a couple of years. But, he cracks me up and recently we started chatting. Besides, how can I not adore somebody who randomly compares me to characters in James Joyce novels and ends e-mails with sentences like this, "Eventually I and only I was arrested. This is all I know."

Anyway, I'll post more detail about him later, including the night we met when I was pushed down into the street in Canada. True Story. Or, perhaps the time I learned how old he was, or in this case, wasn't. Also, a true story. Way too off-topic. Sorry. What I really want to talk about is that other ex with whom I've been in contact. Unlike the fellow mentioned above, this guy and I...well, it's complicated to explain. I'll just sum up the situation with excerpts from an e-mail exchange between BFF & me:

kittlekat:[Mentioned situation with Boy]...Don't get too ahead of yourself in praising me though. Mr. BMo (yes, videotaped-me BMo) has offered to drive up to Vegas on Sunday to visit me/stay night in Vegas on Sunday. And, coincidentally, there aren't any good cheap flights out of Vegas on Sunday, but there sure are on Monday. This is where I need you to say..."DON'T DO IT KITTLEKAT! DO! NOT! DO! IT!" haha

BFF: Yes, obviously very pleased to hear you're not torturing yourself with Boy anymore, but BMo??? BMo?? I know we're the reigning queens of bad decisions, but come on!! Given the choice between the two evils, I'd be happier to hear you're still talking to Boy rather than the guy who made a poorly-executed attempt at videotaping you! ::sigh:: Here's hoping you'll make the right decision - remember, if you get married at some point over the weekend, I'll take full responsibility; but if you find yourself hitched the day after I leave, you're on your own! hahaha

kittlekat: I'm not sure there's enough alcohol in Vegas to make marrying BMo sound like a good idea. He just.....doesn't have any personality haha

Seriously though, tickets to Vegas are ridiculous from HomeState. How is it not tempting to take an ex up on his offer to stay another night in a hotel instead of in the airport? I'm thinking that the fact I even had to ask my Blog that question exemplifies why I'm perpetually single.

"My mind is telling me no but my body my body's telling me yes
I (baby) don't want to hurt nobody
But there is something that I must confess..."
-R. Kelly