Turn It Off!

My roommate sets her alarm to go off intermittently for hours before she actually has to get up. I'm not exaggerating. This wouldn't be so unbearable except sometimes it takes her soooo long to hit the sleep timer. It also wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't quite so loud.

She has it set to radio, and I've already heard 4 songs.

I mean, it's 6:14a.m. for crying out loud. Lady Gaga before sunrise is not my idea of a good morning. Oh well, maybe I'll just go into work super early and leave early.

But, I am so very tired.

"I'm your biggest fan
I'll follow you until you love me
Papa-Paparazzi
Baby there's no other superstar
You know that I'll be your-
Papa-Paparazzi"