OMG!

Just checked outside our hotel room door to see if they left a non-feather pillow for me since I requested one, but forgot we put the privacy sign up, and guess what?

BFF and I ordered room service for dinner and put the table/cart outside of our door in the hallway.

Somebody VOMITED onto it! All over the table/linens/tray. How would you like to clean vomit off of a cloth-linen table and dishware? Gross. On the other hand, I guess at least the person didn't throw up on the carpet in the hallway.